Lord Farthingay is coming for tea. His hostess' butler resorts to the yellow pages to hire appropriate entertainment, and wouldn't you know it his finger inadvertently walks from Afternoon Teas to "AFTERNOON TEASE."

After the "entertainment," a stunningly nubile trio arrives, precisely on time, and things don't go exactly as originally planned, but no one - not Lord Farthingay, not the butler, the gardener, the hostess and especially anyone lucky enough to view this film will be heard complaining.